How to hit high notes…
guy on the left is having NONE of that balloon!
my mom and dad were arguing in front of me whether to give me a present now or to wait til christmas and my mom was like “can we give her it now?” and my dad was like “what present” and my mom was like “you know… the good one” and my dad was like “spell it” and my mom goes “GREG, SHE’S 23”
ONLY DEAD PEOPLE KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN U DIE AND THAT FRUSTRATES ME
I misread this as only dads, and spent a few seconds trying to find the bad dad joke in here
Aerial | Baptise Debombourg.
Shattering glass flooding into a room of Brauweiler Abbey in Germany.
this is the coolest thing I’ve ever seen
Killian Jones stopping Sneezy from sneezing using his hook keeps me alive
Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”
*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*
Animal: *licks its own asshole*
human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*
IT’S BEEN TWO PAGES SINCE THEY MET AND THEIR FRIENDSHIP IS ALREADY TEN TIMES BETTER THAN IN THE MOVIES