life is so hard when you have twenty tv shows to watch
Whenever you’re taking exams and the examiner comes and stands next to your table.
"beware of dog" they say. of course i will be aware of the dog. i love dogs. i am aware of all dogs.
one time when i was 14, i pretended i was sick so i could stay home from school, i pretended i couldn’t talk, and i pretended to have a really sore throat, turned out my mum was really convinced and worried, so she took me to the hospital, i was very shocked when the doctor actually found out i had laryngitis. the next day i couldn’t talk and had a sore throat, oh irony, art thou a bitch.
stay home from school. save your own life.
YOU CAN TELL HE’S SO PROUD OF HIMSELF AND SO AM I
when your parents try to give you fashion advice
it’s just like, why are there cat emojis for loads of emotions as well as normal humans emojis
like, when do i need to express these emotions… but as a cat
they’re not for you… they’re for ME
IM LAUGHING SO HARD DYLAN SPROUSE JUST RETWEETED THIS